buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

Milk Fiend

A milk fiend is a person who has an addiction to milk and milk shakes. Typically whole milk, rarely 2% and never skim. Often is a big fan of mega gas stations and high end dairy’s. True milk fiends often drink milk until they black out. White milk is the preferred but will substitute with chocolate. May resort to strawberry if in withdraw. Often referred to as “fiends”.

I was at Gas and Wash and there was a milk fiend slamming a half gallon of Oberweiss in the dairy section.

milk moment

a moment that is relatable or good

person 1: I just lost my cat
person 2: milk moment!

chockee milk

1. The greatest drink ever created. The semen of Christ himself. No one (not even the boys) could possibly manifest the resistance to say no to this legendary beverage.

2. The prized liquid gold of all cross country runners.

I would shoot someone for an ounce of chockee milk.

daddy milk

fat slobbery white stuff from a mans utter (aka dick)

daddy milk xD xDF;nkdsgf'ljkgsdfa'l;kgdfa'klfgdsdfgk'al

nob milk

the white stuff that cums out your bell end

oi want some nob milk
why yes of curse i do yummy ;)

Soy milk

When you are milk and you want to introduce yourself in Spanish, you use it.

¡Hola! Soy milk. ¿Qué tal?