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A euphemistic way of saying never.
My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.
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A redundant way for uneducated people to say "those."
Your friend: "Do you like those ones?"
You: "Yeah, _those_ are nice."
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Up on; completely on top of in a metaphorical sense
"Da ladies will be all up-ons!"
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(v) to shag a girl in a semi-non-romantic moment
"How did it go with the bird from the chip shop last night?"
"Great - she paid for the pizza, and back at her place I managed to bend one in."
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a teacher so hot that you dont even know her name you just know her by the hot one.
guy 1: dude have you seen ms lopez she looks hot today!!
guy 2: who?
guy 1: ms lopez, you know the hot one.
guy 2: oo yea she does look good.
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A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.
An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.
Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?
Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!
Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.
*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.
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Lob
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.
Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'
Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'
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