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Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.
When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
The deflowering of a girl.
She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!
When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.