birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

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you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

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so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

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You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

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can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

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boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

Puppies of war

A derogatory derivative of 'dogs of war' where mercenaries element remains without ferociousness expected. Half hearted commitment, just bare minimum to appease. Elements of naivety an inexperience. More likely to roll over and let you tickle their bellies than chew your hands off.

Fan1: Hey man did you see the spurs game?
Fan2: One-sided af
BNWS: Hey don't disrespect.. watch the team's reaction the next game.
Fan1: Man! U puppies of war.. gonna let Palace tickle your bellies.