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When your girl has tonsil stones, sucks your soul out of your body, and coughs all that shit back up on your stomach.
“That bitch gave me a reverse pearl necklace”!
A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.
'What school do you go to?'
'Pearling Season International'
'LMAOOO you go to npc land'
A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.
The bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
"Reverse Pearl Harbor" because it was the US's retaliation after the attack on Pearl Harbor therefore the saying "Reverse Pearl Harbor"
Person 1: Your literally mexican bro shut up
Person 2: keep playin wimme bruh ima pull a reverse pearl harbor on u
When your Jaw gets tired from blowing your way to the top
Hey babe, My Jaw is tired, how about you give me some power pearls
When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.
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Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?