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Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge
After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!
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While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.
My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.
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A female's bush that is not trimmed.
Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.
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When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"
Nazi German death camps that were located in Poland after it was occupied by the Third Reich.
Person1: "Those Polish death camps set up to exterminate the Jews were horrible!"
Person2 (possibly Polish revisionist):"Don't you mean 'Nazi German death camps located in Poland'?"
Person1:"...Yeah, thats what i said, Polish death camps"
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The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh
Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!
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