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When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.
When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.
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When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.
friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<
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The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.
Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air
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The term poop sock was probably derived from the French word "popsuk", meaning 'Brown cream. The use of "poop sock" in Ireland derives from the Irish word ‘poop soki’. In either case both have the same meaning and origin. Before caming, one would have to try and came in a safe place. Often times one would release his relish in a sock. If cold outside, it was common practice to put the sock on and embrace the warmth of the came. Here in the year 2020 sock caming is quite boring. That is why we all now embrace the traditions of our forefathers and fill the ‘poop sock’ with feces like badasses. Leave in the fridge for a tasty treat later or a very dangerous weapon for self protection or random splurges for vigilante shit.
Dad was caming in a sock like an old retard so I decided to beat him with my frozen poop sock
Jimmys wife pleasures herself with my poop socks, both soft and frozen.
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A person who tends to clog every toilet he/she shits in.
Girl:The toilet is over flowing downstairs!
Girl 2:Yeah some kid just clogged the one upstairs and then he went to Wendy's.
Josh:Well what do you expect when you invite Big Poops to your house
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YouTube Poop is a name used for videos posted on YouTube which are usually nonsensical and random. They are simply just randomly chosen clips from things such as cartoons, clipped, looped and remixed to make it sound really strange. The most commonly used clips include scenes from the CD-i game of The Legend of Zelda, and a Mario game called Hotel Mario. These particular YouTube Poop videos (or YTP) are popular among the internet-savvy people and are a major source of internet culture. Some of YTP is inspired by media shown on YTMND.com, such as the public service message given by Sonic the Hedgehog about being touched in uncomfortable places. The most popular source of clips would be from the Super Mario Bros. cartoon, episode called "Mama Luigi". The most used phrase from this episode would be "That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!"
Phrases from YouTube Poops' most popular clips:
"MAMA LUIGI?! *laughs*" - Mario
"That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!" - Luigi, Super Mario Bros.
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" - Link, The Legend of Zelda CD-i
"My booooy." - Old man, The Legend of Zelda CD-i
Usually pronounced "Mah boiiii".
"Or else you will DIE!" - Ganon, The Legend of Zelda CD-i
"And YOU gotta help us!" - Luigi, Hotel Mario
"Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone ya like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good. It's your body; No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So, what do ya do? First, ya say NO! Then, ya get outta there!" - Sonic, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
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a warm smoothie made of poop.
this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!
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