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Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024


Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023


Pork Rag

you will see there is always more than anyone will every experience the pork shall not be ragged

that man thinks he can pork rag what a vile retribution

by provoked pork June 9, 2021


Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

I ate her hot pork last night bro

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019


Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019


Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023


Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024