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When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?
Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
a rat was fried in KFC it was cool
Mcdonalds: who should i collab with next
Burger king: Snopp dog
Popeyes: kanye west
KFC: 6ix9ine
Mcdonalds: you have already have KFC
KFC: i have
Popeyes: yeah they found a RAT in your chicken
Burger king: how the hell does a RAT end up in your chicken
KFC: i hate here
KFC rat was bad
The rat who makes all of da rules.
John: Hey Brad, did you hear of the Omnipotent Rat?
Brad: No
John: Well, he can hear you
When someone was born, raised, and went to school in the ridge (cutler bay).
Oh she went to school in cutler bay and she was born and raised there. They call her a RIDGE RAT (ridge rats)
So first, you wanna take your girl on a date out to dah beach. Stay there, until the sun starts setting (so it's romantic). Then you wanna make eye contact with your girl while your girl rubs her pussy with sand and make sure it gets in there..really gets in there ;). Then rub your dick in the sand, and thrust it up in there (the Sandy vag). After you're done, pull it out.
Then you have a Sandy rat
I took my girl to the beach and I gave her the Sandy rat
a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.
you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat