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A yummy shot. Undressed tequila chased by a shot of dill pickle juice.
I enjoyed lots of San Juan Hookers at the bar!
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Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.
After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.
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When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.
Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
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But let's talk about "San Francisco values", you know -- tolerance, entrepreneurship, and creativity.
Since O'Reilly boycotts everything he hates, I look forward to his boycott of all Bay Area-origin products. Same with every conservative who bashes San Francisco and the Bay Area. So no iPods or anything Apple. No HP computers. No Google. No Yahoo. No eBay. Those conservative bloggers using Blogspot, MovableType, or TypePad? Sorry. Those products are Bay Area-based.
Also no Adobe or Macromedia products. No computers, either, since most run on AMD or Intel. No tax preparation using Intuit products. Cancel your Netflix subscription. Cancel your TiVo subscription. Remove your Network Associates or Symantec virus protection software from your computer. Unplug your Netgear wifi router.
Don't wear Levis (or any kind of jeans), Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, or buy your kids Gymboree. Avoid LeapFrog learning toys. Boycott Pixar movies. Boycott any movie using George Lucas' ILM special effects shop. Stay away from Treos and other Palm devices. Don't let Charles Schwab manage your portfolio. Don't bank at Wells Fargo.
Yeah, those "San Francisco values" sure are dragging the region down. Making it weak as it falls behind the rest of the country -- the parts that don't share "San Francisco values" -- economically and socially.
Or, maybe -- just maybe -- it's made the region a magnet for the world's smartest, most innovative, most entrepreneurial individuals and an incubator of the world's most dramatic technological advances.
Oh they just have those San Francisco values which I call it because I'm a bigoted, stuck up conservative.
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My school. Home to many whores and dick heads. But also to a few cool people (like me). Too many blond bitches, too many pairs of Chanel sunglasses, too many frat boys. Tons of parties tho, which makes the whole thing worth while.
San Diego State holla!
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Describes an Asian that has a tendency to be too "friendly."
Dude, did you see her at the part last night?! She was soo wai san.
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The best side of San Jose, California located just an hour south of San Francisco. It's got one of the state's top public schools, Lynbrook High School, and it is populated by upper middle class families that are either white or asian. It is the heart of Silicon Valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. This area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.
Bob: Yo, where you from, homie?
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...
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