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I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.
Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."
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Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
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A meme from Drake’s song “God’s Plan” where two ppl are shown fighting over love, sometimes at the end, there is earrape
*video* She say do you love me?
I tell her only partly, I only love my bed, and my momma, I’m S O R R Y
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what people say for no apparent reason
person 1: hey
person 2: WAT U SAY BOUT MA MOM!
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If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
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shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.
the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.
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Person 1: what did the o say to the other o?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Ohio
Person 2: Bruh, That Was Soooooooooooo Funny. Alexa Play Despacito.
Alexa: *Plays Despacito*
Person 1: Bro What The Hell.