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a piratified vertion of "what the fuck" a.k.a. WTF!!!
what on the seven seas was that noise!!! me hartie !!! yarrrrr!!!!
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a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it's really easy to beat and it fails at life as well
Tiger Woods fails at life, therefore he is: a hairy sea lemon.
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n. Tomato Soup with Goldfish crackers.
For dinner, Johnny made us the Red Sea Special
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Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor
Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot
No man, shes a deep-sea dumbass
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I just read this stupid sh*t called the Old Man and the Sea
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First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.
Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.
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During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.
1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!
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