Sexual Intercourse

What to do to have babies/tons of fun

"today is the day we have sex!"
"But we already had it an hour ago!"
"get in the god damn bed, stop bitchin and do it"

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sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

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sexual orientation

Sexual Orientation is a term used to refer to a person's emotional, romantic and/or sexual attraction or non attraction” to a person, animal, place or thing

Chris' sexual orientation is pansexual by definition because Chris is attracted to transexual or intersexual people regardless of Chris' gender, however,"only you can truly know your sexuality becauseno-one can feel the things you feel except yourself" (cited under sexuality,by bi the way, United Kingdom Aug 11, 2006).

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Sexual Sniffing

sniffing allllllll over the body. I love it when the big boys on the basketball court sniff me.

Slap that ass. Sexual Sniffing. mmmm. slap that kobe ass again. what do i smell like? a baby fetus.

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Covid-sexual

Noun/Adj. A person who takes covid precautions and rules too seriously and feeds into fear monger. These people usually wear face masks 24/7 in homes, cars, during sleep, stores and outdoors. In addition covid-sexuals will defend vaccines and the downfall of the economy by saying “this is a pandemic, we need to be courteous and safe!”. Many covid-sexuals are either “Karens” or self proclaimed “frontline workers” who work In a place that’s not open to the public and only work 8 hour shifts. You’ll find many covid-sexuals proclaim non unique and lack luster statements such as: “trump did a horrible job!” And “this is a pandemic! You need have a mask on 24/7”. They’ll usually spew their statements constantly on Twitter or in person. Usually not fun people to know or be around.

Person: *walking in large park with no mask*

Covid-sexual: “Excuse me, but don’t you know covid is a real pandemic? You need to have a mask on to protect everyone!? Don’t you care about human lives!?”

Person: “Covid is 95% survivable”

Covid-sexual: “not according to NPR news! This is a real threat! You’re not even vaccinated! You’re breaking the federal mandate. I’m calling the police!!!”

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tri-sexual

a person who likes chicks, guys, and chicks with dicks

person 1: so what are you in to?

person 2: I'll do anything. I like guys, chicks, and chicks with dicks. I'm like a super tri-sexual!

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Sexual orientation

What you want to fuck.

My sexual orientation is heterosexual, i want to fuck the opposing gender
My sexual orientation is homosexual, i want to fuck the same gender

My sexual orientation is bisexual, i want to fuck two genders

My sexual orientation is asexual, i either don't want to fuck things, or rarely want to fuck things
My sexual orientation is pansexual, i want to fuck your emotions/personality

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