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wen a G counts down from 3 and shakes the shit out of a person.
david: hey brittany wat time is it?
brittany: i dunno
david: SHAKE TIME!
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A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:
-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet
If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.
See Bro-Merit.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...
Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...
Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...
Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:
Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.
Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.
*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*
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Verb: to act non homosexual, ie straight. To put on a front and not act flaming.
Okay Gays! Shake the glitter, we're not going to the drag show tonight.
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Verb: The act of fondling,playing, or squeezing a sack and or bag that could be resembled as male genitalia.
"Bruh, did you take that girl home from the bar last night? "
"Ya,she was really good at shaking the bag."
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To go out for a cigarette.
C'mon, let's shake and burn.
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When two lovers grease their bodies with butter, dump a whole bag of crushed Ritz Crackers into a down sleeping bag, and climb in and fuck like seals.
Hey babe, we are gonna need some Ritz Crackers for our camping trip this weekend. It's gonna be cold at night but a good Shake-N-Bake will keep us warm.
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Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"
Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow
Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake
Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....
Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski
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