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a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them
Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's
. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. but also, a complete idiot, someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance.
You are being a MAS / Slide Jawb
When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
When going to the bathroom and taking a shit
Can’t talk right now I’m sliding a Biden
A characteristic in which a human is much stronger than the average human both physically and mentally. They are abnormally great problem solvers and can get what they want regardless of the circumstances. Their greatest weakness and common trait is bringing their past against them or attacking their intellect.
"The reason we selected you, is because you and two others are the only ones who have the 6YG2 Slide. You can make it through or you will die. The accord is solely up to you."