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when a boy grabs his gf hand and shoves it down his pants
his gf broke up with him because he did the grab and slide
mason parot
A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow
When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.
This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.
. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. but also, a complete idiot, someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance.
You are being a MAS / Slide Jawb
When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them
Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's