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so·cial in·ter·ac·tion
A polite and discreet manner for a gentleman, or otherwise a male with a penis, to refer to anal sex.
"I'm not goin' to brag and mention that i've had social interactions with a girl before"
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The unwritten, unspoken rules of polite society. It's what keeps you from laughing or commenting on bodily functions that happen in public and ignoring homeless/smelly people until you can escape their visual/audible range.
May also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.
I went into the bathroom to wash my hands just as David was flushing the toilet. His shit stunk so bad, it was all I could think about. I tried to hold my breath and ignore it as the social contract keeps me from acknowledging the fact that his shit smell was suffocating me.
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A political view that life begins at conception, and ends at birth.
Social conservatives oppose abortion, as well as social programs that benefit poor children.
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A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.
*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.
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One who has such wide interests they can relate to anyone.
A social chameleon can chat with goths and preps alike.
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When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.
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Someone whose popularity keeps dying and reappearing, much like Kenny McCormick from "South Park."
"I wonder how that social Kenny's gonna die next!"
Social Stan: OMG, they socially killed Social Kenny....
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