drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

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Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)

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Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

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Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems

Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.

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hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

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