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similar to "cool story bro" but but instead refers to people that look like john lennon
if a friend that looks like john lennon told a story that is absolute bulshit you should probably say "cool story barr"
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"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
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An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
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Goes along with the term cool story bro it is used to catch the said cool stories
Guy1: hey you owe me something
Guy2: what do I owe you
Guy1: a cool story come on put it in the cool story hat
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Make a private story and talk about all the sexual things you ever did with a boy or a girl. Add videos or pictures if you can.
Ayo shorty you heard about the hunch story times.. that go crazyyy.!
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Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.
See also TL;DR
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.
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you all know the definition to cool story bro, but now there's an addition. If you really don't like the story your friend just told, add on "Hope they make a movie about it"
Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!
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