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1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.
2. A person who reminds you of number one above.
3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.
There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
That Mike can be a real pain in the ass. He's nothing but a dung monkey.
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The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.
It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.
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Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.
Mike: Dude...Jen is such a crunch monkey.
Bob: I can even see what she ate for breakfast!
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Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth
Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.
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The highest level of being, the highest point of evolution. Only a select few ever make it to this.
The Fez Monkey is infinitely more advanced than the normal homo sapien.
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Inbred under evolved East Anglian local people - more like a monkey than a human. East Anglia is statistically the most inbred area in the British Isles. It's residents are scared of the outside world, never venturing further than the local McDonalds. They mostly marry their cousins. The small gene pool produces monkey faced locals that inbreed frequently creating more monkey faced knuckle dragging kids. Despite their tribal existence they have no pride in East Anglia and moan all the time about how shit it is to live there - on this point they are correct but they are the problem.
Peterborough, Wisbech, Whittlesey are just some of examples of the local towns whose uneducated fen monkey residents are so insular that they are inherently rascist and bigoted. They persecute migrant workers that have settled in their towns to do all the jobs that they don't want to do or are incapable of doing. What these East Anglian retards don't realise is that they have no culture of their own whatsoever. The alpha males in Peterborough like nothing more than a rascist chant to support their local piss poor football team and then a jeering stand off with the away fans in the car park afterwards. They are actually a bunch of fucking cowards though. The minute it looks like one of them might get hit, they run back to the cover of the bushes and their vauxhall astras.
They should welcome the influx of hardworking foreigners as they just may create some cultural diversity and boost the gene pool that might make East Anglia a bareable place to live.
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To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.
With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.
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