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When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.
That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.
The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there”
when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle
To categorize an unfamiliar scent into seperate, more comprehensible, odours.
"What is that smell?" Performs a snuff shuffling "It smells like chocolate and sweaty feet."
Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.
Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.
When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.
I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird