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Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.
"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"
That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.
"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"
Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.
Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.
Why aren't you walking properly?
Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.