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the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.
TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
It's a teacher or someone that hits u with school materials like rulers and other bull shit
Don't hit me with the ruler that's teacher abuse
My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like your rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 photos of Obama on her wall.
The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.
A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason to what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like you're rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 posters of Obama on her wall.
The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.
a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside
Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet