5 beers test

5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.

5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".

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test his jaw

When someone is disrespecting, simply pop him one in his jaw.

Friend 1: Christian keeps texting my girl
Friend 2: test his jaw

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Crash Test Dummy

A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.

Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy.

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woman test

The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations

She was so ugly i had to do the woman test on her

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the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

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Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

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Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

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