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A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day
You know that Brian guy at the other store? He’s a slum cock!
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1: An insult, usually used to express distain of an act thought to be stupid. (Possibly a modicifaction of the word "dummkopf" meaning "fool" in German.)
2: A man who is all brawn and no brain, primarily used for sex and heavy lifting.
1: "Why'd you have to go and shoot that guy ya' Dumb Cock!!!"
2: (Shirly) "What DO you see in brad? He is SOOO dull!"
(Ashley) "I know but he fucks like a pro... Yeah, he's my big Dumb Cock..."
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When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple
Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night
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When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.
Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?
Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!
Mark: El Radico!!
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The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!
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When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.
This chick was suckin me so hard, she had cock dimples!!
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Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.
Your weird friend probably has one.
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