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Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 10, 2017


Bandit run

When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!

there's a bandit run later tonight maybe

by Urban-small-dick-admins March 05, 2015


dojo bandit

One who steals the moves, especially at a phat dojo.

Ivon is a such a dojo bandit. He ruined the dojo master with one smackalack!

by Jo Von June 06, 2006


Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022


Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 10, 2024


Invisalign bandit

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 10, 2024


Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.

Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!

by ratteoche January 12, 2024