Hit a ball with a bat

Hit puberty

Oi have you hit a ball with a bat

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North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.

Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.

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WANG BAT SKEESHIZZLE

OFF THE CHAIn and off the CHARTS

BIG DADDY MITCH is SO WANGBATSKYSHIZZLE

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Have bats in ones belfry

To be crazy or eccentric

She seems to have bats in her belfry.

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Bats in your Pockets

1. A symbolic term in reference to holding firearms within one's pants pockets.

Eminem's from Detroit, and he got BATS IN YOUR POCKETS.

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The bat fuck you box

The box on Batman's belt that contains who ever he's fighting's greatest weakness

While fighting superman batman goes to the bat fuck you box for kryptonite

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