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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
the guy who killed the president that nobody cares about (james a. garfield)
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president
guy: did you know james a garfield was killed by charles j. guiteau?
guy 2: whos james a garfield?
A man that is probably packing but when i say packing i mean mother fucking packing something shrek wouldnt even fit in his mouth when he tries to give a bj.
Fucking huge. Charles’ cock is WAY BIGGER than Franks dick.
Did you hear how huge Charles’ Cock is?
A man that is really good at sex
Jonathan Charles Anthony lamkin gave me the best sex of my life
Used in the Boston area to refer to Harvard or MIT, both elitist universities with campuses by or close to the Charles River.
He's a grad student at Valhalla on the Charles.
The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.
damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick