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What is said when a situation or conversation can not get any more awkward.
Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.
girl: hey friend.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.
Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.
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The act of pre-mature ejaculation
girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"
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When a guy shoots a thick white substance in girls pussy
Johny boy fucked the school slut and gave her a cream-pie
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The act of blowing your load in a womans eye.
"dude I gave my girlfriend an iris cream last night. She thinks she might be blind"
"thats not good! she should get that checked out!"
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Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.
Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.
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From Snoop Dog origins, now used to refer to any pair of bright white shoes.
"Damn Jiga, U spilt gin on my ice creams"
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peace adios asta la vista later, im gone. Whipped Cream simply means BYE NIGGA! This defines the PROVERBIAL Whipped Cream. There is also the LITERAL Whipped Cream.
Wipped Cream is normally used in situations requiring more than a simple "peace" gesture, so you normally wouldn't just use it to say goodbye to your friends (but you can if you'd like).
Whipped Cream is always supposed to be followed with a "Ya HEARD!" from a seperate (possibly random) person. Wipped Cream is also normally followed with "BITCH!", as "BITCH!" makes a great complement to any phrase.
While "Flashing the Whipped Cream" (what it is called to use wipped cream in action) one can also flash the "three finger salute". This is to is to hold up your index, middle and ring finger in the shape of a sideways W, and pivot your rist up and down.
Here are a few examples of when to use "W/C"
The most common use of the proverbial wipped cream is in racing related activities.
-Kris is street racing Paul. When Kris blasts passed pauls slow POS, he sticks his head out the window and yells "WHIPPED CREAM!!" while flashing the "three finger salute". The homeless man walking up the street next to the race then yells out "YA HEARD!!!"
Another example would be during the break up of a girlfriend.
Mike is having an argument with his girlfriend. After some harsh words, she says "well maybe you should just go". Mike takes her advice and flashes the W/C by yelling WHIPPED CREAM BITCH!!!! in her face while throwing the "three finger salute". At this time, the girls father walks out (seemingly from out of nowhere) and begins flashing the three finger salute at his daughter while screaming "YA HEARD!!!!".
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