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Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
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A bunch of rich families with kids who have absolutely no responsibilities. Literally the worst the valley has to offer because every wealthy parent has no idea what their kids are getting into. entitled kids and wealthy parents that are just far enough outside of LA to act boujee but act like it’s nothing special. if you’re poor or not entitled don’t even try to live here, you will stick out like a soar thumb
omg i was in agoura hills last weekend and saw the kardashians. it was hard to tell though because i saw a bunch of range rovers and rolls royces... it wasn’t like this 20 years ago
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an area in which many spoiled rich brats a.k.a. japs live, there are large houses, and many parties in which there are expensive drugs. they go to BSS, or forest hill public, and dont care about marks cuz they are loaded and daddy gives them everything. they also are mostly wanna be emos, celebrities and/ or gansters, except theyre not cuz they are all secrectly prepp.
i live in fo hill, where da partays at.
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Also known for its Hulk like strength
"That St Hill is a fucking beast"
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A term used by those who live in the foothills of Colorado when referring to travelling into the city (i.e. Denver, Lakewood, etc.)
"Yeah, I'm going down the hill tomorrow to pick up some stuff from Target."
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The smallest and most boring town in the whole world. Despite being in Pennsylvania, everyone tries to be southern trash. Everyone is homophobic and racist. Someone drives around in a pickup truck with a Confederate flag. All the teens work at Redner's and the only 'cool' place to hang out is behind Turkey Hill. High schoolers go behind it to smoke weed because being high is the only way to not be miserable in this shitty town.
My whole family just died but I gotta look on the bright side. I don't live in Red Hill.
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zach hill is a lame guy, hence, zach "lame guy" hill
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