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a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.
yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.
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A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.
Please don't move here
Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"
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A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
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The bitter irony in all of this is the sobering fact that people who AREN'T from New Jersey say "Joi-Zee," believing that their unfounded stereotype is how everyone in NJ says "Jersey" Perplexingly, this means that, in reality, they are stereotyping themselves.
Hey, I hear your from Joi-zee!
Yeah! Way to fuckin' go! You just failed to grasp what a New Jersey accent is! High five!
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A term used by loyal New York Giants fans from the Jersey Metro Area due to the undeniable fact that the Giants play in East Rutherford, New Jersey and that seventy percent of the awesome people who attend the New York Giant's games are from New Jersey. The term also allows such New Jersians to remember the days of Lawrence Taylor "L.T." and dream of the team reinstating the big "Giants" insignia on the side of their blue helmets.
"The New Jersey Giants play in Giants Stadium which is located in East Rutherford, New Jersey where even some special olympics teams such as the New York Jets attempt to play full contact football."
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While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:
Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."
Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
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small town in nj with half of Brazil and Turkey’s population, people drink this flat coke sugar shit called Boost that will give you diabetes in 3 seconds, also filled with whores, wannabes and fake trolls. (ex: 45 year old dads wearing backwards basebeall caps, 16 year olds who vape in the high school bathrooms like fucking idiots, soccer moms who constantly post on Facebook about their children and how good they are at soccer) also home of majority of the college dropouts bc every teen is spoiled as fuck & can’t function properly when they are away from Delran for 35 minutes. homecoming is also a huge deal
“Delran, New Jersey is the town of fuckups, the rare people who are successful would be dumb to ever stay in this shithole.” Delran New Jersey- shithole of the east coast
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