Rule Number One

I am number 1!

Here are the rules: Rule Number One - I'm number 1!

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Tom at number 19

He is a strange boy and likes to suck cock. He is of course a gay boy. What a wierd boy.

Tom is gay and sucks cock. This can be used for anyone but in this case it is being used for Tom at number 19.

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put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

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number nine with extra dip

The fat motherfucker big smoke once ate once of these he die on the toilet

A number nine with extra dip

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rule number 1

Rule number black dick is the best dick

Rule number 1. Look at that black guy, I bet he's good in bed.

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tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

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Area code number neighbor

When someone has the same phone number as you, but a different area code

Brad: What’s your number Karly?
Karly: (772)567-9899
Brad: We’re Area code number neighbors! Mine is (408)567-9899

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