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Whne you're so incredibly drunk, that when you take a piss... you think you're done but it starts all over again for a much better relieving feeling.
Dude i just took a double piss in there.
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To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.
When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.
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A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
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tasteless/weak or badly kept beer or cider
oi barman! the nelson mandella is off again. tastes like gnat's piss. have a word!
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Weak lager beer, such as Carling, Fosters etc. Tastes like piss and drunk by the bucketload by scallies (but its only 3.5%).
Stop drinking that disco piss you scally wanker and get a proper beverage.
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When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does
"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"
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cyber piss is when you get so into the video game that you are playing you forget about going to the bathroom. when you finally stop playing you walk 10 steps and realize that you have to piss like a preggo. also works with cyber hunger or shit.
"dude i played counter-strike for 9 hours straight and when i eventually got up i had to take the biggest cyber piss of my life. i was blowing full power for 8 min."
"thats fabulous, i took a 38 min cyber shit after playing WoW for 15 hours."
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