misty queef

A queef that has a explosion of mist.

Hey cab I saw that misty queef.

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dick queef

a dick queef is the sound of a dick when cum comes out of the cock

when i fucked her i had such a loud dick queef that my neighbors heard it

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Chief Queef

The hit rapper the made the hit song love ballsa

My favorite artist is Chief Queef

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Boy queef

1) The unmanly version of a male fart.

2) The weak fart of a hipster.

1) What the hell was that weak ass fart? Did you just boy queef?

2) See the that guy with the beard jewelry and a man bun? He is not even man enough to fart, he just boy queefs.

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Queef Pierce

Someone who is considered to be very conceded and prick-like with a harry black Gooch

that kid is such a queef pierce.

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gurgling queef

The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.

Tina's pussy was really stinky.

So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".

One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.

After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.

As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.

Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.

"It's a douche", she said.

She then asked me if she should use it.

I said "Yah, clean that shit out."

She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.

A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."

Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.

What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.

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casual queef

When you have a queef, perhaps by accident or possibly just lazy.
Not your show quality queef

"That was a casual queef"

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