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When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.
That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom
When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"
"I woke up this morning with mad sleep sleeves man"
When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.
After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.
Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.
Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.
A song from a popular band TWENTY ØNE PILØTS
Hey bud have you heard ode to sleep
When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum
I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”