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When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.
That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom
An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.
Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!
A Sweet Band With The Best Songs Written,
They Rock Most Because Their Not Famous So Radio Stations Aren't Ruining Them.
Bob:Hey Did You Hear Of City Sleeps?
Jim: No, I Didn't Know That Was a Band
Bob: Haha.
When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.
After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.
Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"
"I woke up this morning with mad sleep sleeves man"
When you've reached a point where you're so tired that it feels like you're smacked.
Jackson: D'andre keeps laughing Daniel, he's that tired! Lol
Daniel: He's sleep smacked bro! Haha
D'andre: zzzzzzzz....