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a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
The Football stand where most of the rich and wealthy go to enjoy the game. Normally The best corporate facilities of that home ground including Bars & Restaurants. Often accompanied with a Prawn Sandwich Half Time.
Oh Simon , He's loaded and has a season ticket seat in the Prawn Sandwich Stand.
(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
Usually I): won't allow it (whatever it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.
One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'
Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'