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put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.
yo i turkey sandwiched my girlfriend last night
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a turkey bomb is a portion of turkey meat put into a fully sealed jar filled with milk. assuming the mixture does not freeze, the two ingredients have a chemical reaction and will eventually explode. this is not a very powerful explosion but broken glass is always dangerous.
the turkey bomb finally soured enough to blow and fill the room with it's horrible odor.
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When a girl has hard nipples.
Hey, check out that chick! Turkey's done!!
Yeah, she's got two turkeys! And they're both done!!
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A character from South Park whom Jerry Seinfeld did the voice for. Jerry's manager wasn't happy, but Jerry just wanted to be a part of South Park history.
Jerry Seinfeld, the best comedian ever, played Turkey #4?!?
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When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.
She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.
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feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner
Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?
Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.
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mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)
miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)
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