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punch a woman in the head during anal. its just a damn joke.why so serious !?
my wife loves being donkey punched.
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A nickname for a white, jewish, elderly woman who is envisioned to relentlessly twerk within any circumstances in any given day.
"Bro, do you think Margaret was once a white donkey in her past?"
"I believe so Joey, I believe so..."
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After a girl gets donkey punched, she can donkey kick the offender in the nads.
If a girl gets donkey punched she can then kick her leg back in order to hit the guy.
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To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.
Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?
He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.
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for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.
Wow, what a fucking sea donkey!
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a dick. a massive erection. wat u get when ur bored.
john-hey chris what is that there in your pocket
chris- why that is my donkey leg
john- who gave it to you
chris- Senora
john- gross
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When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.
Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.
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