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Having sexual inter course on a basketball court
She was a freak in the paint.
When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.
My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.
The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back
I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight
When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
When a woman is in her period and has sex with a man, she is “painting the tiger”.
Tonight Jo will be painting the tiger.
Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.