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A dick falsely accused of rape, turned rap diss.
After the trial, I left the courtroom gripping my consensual penis.
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The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
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When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
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Heavy, thick, bristley hair on the upper that often resembles a pushbroom. When fellatio is performed, the penis pushbroom will "sweep" the penis clean. Similar to cock duster.
Is your penis dusty? Come down to the local gay bar and pick up yourself a penis pushbroom.
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1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.
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Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.
Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry
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