snow goddess

Like a snow bunny (white girl with booty) but with better credit and job

She used to be my snow bunny but she glowed up into a snow goddess

snow thot

A female formerly known as a thot and has been verified to be free of any sexually transmitted diseases or infections. Also a thot that is in a snowy place.

John- "bruh, I got a date with Andrea"

Jeremy- "dude she's a thot. You're gonna catch something"
John- "nah dude she a snow thot, she's clean"

Sticky snow

Another term for cum.

“There was sticky snow everywhere after we were done!”

Snow Chink

Eskimo

I really dislike Snow Chinks, they tend to be drunkards and are really full of themselves.

Snow Job

A sexual maneuver in which a man covers his penis in snow and proceeds to have intercourse with his partner.

S: So you gave your girl a Snow Job?
L: Yea, I got frostbite on my cock.

Texas Snow

Fine misting rain that floats in the air like snow. The closest South Texas gets to real snow.

Watch out for bad drivers on the way to Houston, it's Texas Snowing!

snow-cation

A vacation during a period with snow, typically used in response to a string of 'snow days' off from school. A mashup of the words snow and vacation.

I'm really glad that we got surprise snow-cation this week!