tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour

You have a tail das

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

tail-wayging

When a waygook (외국인) in Korea chases the local Korean women around and tries to have sex with them.

"Bruno approaches all the Korean ladies in the bar, he's a real tail-wayger. He does tail-wayging STEADY."

tail gone now

hehee

tail gone now ):

Unicorn Tail

A nerds rope hanging out of an asshole, usually but not exclusively in a sexual context.

"hey babe I'm getting hungry. could you feed me another unicorn tail please"

snake tail

Also known as a male camel toe

Girl did you see his snake tail male camel toe? it was huge