Water Birth

The act of deficating in a pool.

Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!

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morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

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party water

Vodka, or any other clear alcoholic beverage, disguised in a bottled-water bottle.

Ever since she's been sober you never see Lindsey Lohan without her "party water".

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watering the rosebud

When you piss in your partner's ass.

I watered her rosebud.

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moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

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Spicy Water

Used to describe very low octane gasoline.
Term used by Jeremy Clarkson on the UK automotive show Top-Gear.

Cars in the Soviet Union were designed to run on gas octane ratings as low as 72! That's hardly even gasoline, that's just Spicy Water!

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Ashley water

alcohol in a water bottle, preferably vodka

"Do you want some of the ashley water?"

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