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When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.
Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.
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Bob Barr is a former elephant king (who used to be known as Babar) but now he is a porcupine who stands up against the Republocrat tyranny by actually bringing some common sense and compromise to government for a change.
In November 2008, I will vote for Bob Barr, because that's what Ron Paul would do.
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One of the comtemporary artists of the 60's and 70's who rose to fame as a member of the Reggae group the Wailers. After the Wailers disbanded he became a solo artist. He spoke out against slavery, racism, and social injustice in his. Marley was also actively engaged in Politics, Endorsed the Rastafarian creed and was hated by certain individuals in his lifetime for some of his controversial opinions such as the legalization of cannabis (marijuana).
Many stoners say that they can identify with the man, but in reality just use his message and religion as an excuse and justification for their pot habits. Which results in a lot of bias and ignorance towards him.
Group of Stoners: One loooooooooove, One heeeeaarrt, let's get togetheer and feeeeeeeel alright. *each of them take a toke from a blunt*
Mentally Retarded Guy: Hey guys.
Stoners: EWWWW GET AWAY FROM US FREAK! GO DIE.
Bob Marley: Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
Stoner: I have no idea whatz dat meanzzz duuurrr, wtf is emanicipating?. Ohhhhh, i think hes telling us to smoke weed. "starts speaking patois*
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In porno movies, when the camera view includes sex with the Back Of the Balls (bob)visable on the screen.
Ron Jeremy is famous for his bob shots
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1. name of a guy who drives a truck 2. getting head while you are driving a truck
1. Trucker Bob is a cool dude!!
2. Breaker one nine looking for trucker bob.
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The time (twice a day) that a clock reads 8:08.
Frank: Hey shorty, what time is it?
Melissa: It's BOB time.
Frank: Oooooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me! (pulls down pants from sitting position)
Melissa: pardon? What are you doing?
Frank: you just said it's bob time, right?
Melissa: yeah. It's Eight-Oh-Eight. So put it back in your pants!
Frank: I THOUGHT that sounded too good to be true.......
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