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A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.
Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
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A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.
"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
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A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"
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The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.
Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.
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A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.
Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".
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When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse
brush your teeth you turd burper
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1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
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