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The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.
"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"
"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."
Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.
You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.
A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
When a guy cums on a partner's ass and proceeds to spread it on the cheeks around the booty hole. Then you lie down on their ass with your abs.
Brad: YOOOOO I finally glazed waffles her bro!
Chad: NO WAY BRO NICE!
The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.
Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.
One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.
STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.