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When you are getting head from a chic in the rain. You are underneath a cover all nice and dry but she is getting all wet from the rain
My girlfriend caught a cold because she gave me a wet sunbeam.
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When a girl licks your neck and then proceeds to urinate on it.
I got the biggest Wet Dinosaur last night from my girlfriend.
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When you throw your pussy In a pool or lick it, WET PUSSY.
If the cat gets in the hot tube with us well have a wet pussy.
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A fart that squeals like a ballon losing its last bit of air.
Dude that sounded like a wet ballon, you better check your pants.
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little wet balls of resin from scraping pipes.
"wet nuggets are good"
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When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.
After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.
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When a male cums in his sleep.
"last night i had a wet dream, thinking about Katie Price ON my Knob!
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