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To acquire something spur of the moment, or to have something occur, not premeditated, and to keep it or go on guilt-free, through "finders, keepers" or "roll with the punches" reasoning. Originated through inner-city New Orleans street slang.
Person 1: You just found that three Gs, and you gonna take that shit to the bank?
Person 2: You know it. Get it how you live, boy.
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a road in which no one lives; full of sketchy individuals.
that necropedephiliac lives on Howes Run Rd.
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Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches
Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick
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its very simple to seduce allie miller, shes a crazy kinky bitch. all you have to do is pull out a whip some chains and she'll pop a boner in the blink of an eye. Dont forget to shit on her chest too.
Dude how to seduce allie miller?! i just shit on her chest
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A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
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said after emitting room shaking BELCH!
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
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a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"
when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber
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