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A retard who doesn’t know the score of the fucking game he’s playing.
J. R. Smith held the all while James was yelling at him to shoot it and stop acting autistic.
Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.
Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!
Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!
A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.
Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.
deep in the woods you may find heaven or hell and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place
"Here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college"
Forestry major: After we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with
Culinary major: Yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup
Recreation major: I sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks
The pain that originates in your ears and moves to that location right between your eyes and doesn't dissipate for several hours. It is due exclusively to the laughter of and/or the boistrous vocal stupidity of Wright B. Smith of the College of Wooster
Shit, the Patriots just won/lost, now the whole fucking second floor of Kenarden in going to get Wright Smith headaches
A literal angel sent down to earth who the human race does not deserve to be graced with the present that is him. He is the most gorgeous creature to ever breathe the same air as you and you should be counting your blessings every night. He’s also incredibly talented as a diverse actor who does a magnificent job as portraying the riddler on the show Gotham.
Cory Michael Smith is perfect point blank periodt