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What a fruit booter says when he is out of insults, cuz their gay.
fruit booter: (oh crap im out of insults)...you wood pusher.
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)
A Euphemism for masturbation
guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it
When a guy has morning wood, he pushes down and in on the boner, causing a snapping effect, and also relieving a great deal of pressure. Feels good too!
Yo I woke up yesterday with a raging pissboner and i started snappin wood, it felt mad good!
noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.
Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.
An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.
Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!
When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.